A1
★ Bestseller
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LinkedIn
Full-Stack Professional Network
$0.00
free base · upgrades from $29.99
The bestseller. 1B+ users, 200+ countries, 8 hires/min. Chat, video, job board, Sales Navigator, InMail, Learning, content feed, company pages. Microsoft-owned since 2016. The most-dispensed product in the machine.
ProfilesJobsRecruiterSales NavInMailFeedLearningPremium $29+
Attendant's Pick
Press A1 for the complete package. Nothing else in this machine has this many features at this price. But the content wrapper is getting noisier and the premium button costs more each quarter.
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- Content wrapper increasingly filled with AI noise
- Algorithm dispenses more to frequent users
- Premium buttons escalating ($29.99–$99.99+)
- Organic visibility declining for org accounts
- Usage data shared with Microsoft
A2
100% Free
🔍
Indeed + GD
Speed Job Search Engine
$0.00
free for all job seekers
The express option. 350M+ monthly users. Largest job aggregator. Glassdoor adds employer reviews, salary data, interview intel the bestseller hides. Zero networking — pure employment delivery.
JobsResumeAI MatchSalaryReviewsInterviewsQuick ApplySponsored
Attendant's Pick
Press A2 when you need a job, not a brand. Fastest dispense time in the machine. Glassdoor adds the nutrition facts the bestseller won't print.
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- Zero networking or social ingredients
- Glassdoor data can be stale or planted
- Sponsored products may block organic shelf
- Not for long-term career consumption
- Data visible to paying vendors
B1
Niche Pick
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Wellfound
Startup Equity Specialist
$0.00
free for candidates
The specialty item. 8M+ candidates, 150K+ startups. Every listing shows salary + equity upfront — transparency the bestseller refuses to stock. Direct founder messaging. Startup aisle only.
StartupsInvestorsSalary OpenEquityFounder DMRemoteFeatured
Attendant's Pick
Press B1 for startup nutrition the bestseller won't label. Compensation transparency found nowhere else in this machine. Only stocked in the startup aisle.
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- Only available in startup product section
- Smaller inventory than bestseller or express
- Many products from early-stage suppliers
- Not stocked outside venture aisle
- Lower brand recognition
B2
IRL Only
🤝
Meetup + LC
In-Person Connection Service
The fresh option. 52M+ members, 190+ countries, 2M+ events/year. Lunchclub AI pairs you 1:1. The only product you consume outside the machine — requires physically showing up.
IRL EventsAI Match1:1 MeetsLocalVirtual+IRLGoalsOrg $20+
Attendant's Pick
Press B2 for the only product not consumed from a screen. LinkedIn is the vending machine — this is the farmer's market. Real ingredients, real people.
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- No employment or job search ingredients
- Requires leaving the building (time cost)
- Organiser hosting fees $20+/mo
- Lunchclub pairing varies by location
- Geographic availability constraints